pankendev:

just-shower-thoughts:

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

whitepeopletwitter:

theehorsepusssy:

Dream job

arnaerr:

bloodborne experience be like

template

depsidase:

trashworldblog:

powerburial:

theinformationcollector:

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

via reddit.com

correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

himeno-ran:

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

spitzy-speaks-jp:

I love Greek food I love. that zeekey sauce

axziom13:

radiofreederry:

Jonah Hill has been kidnapped and replaced by an Athenian philosopher

egirlbutternubs:

cryptotheism:

If dracula busted inside you he’d call it a screampie or some shit

He’d say im gonna edraculate

underbite:

dude…. these 🤨 sunglasses

rodrickheffeley:

his legal name being ‘and ken’ is so genius he’s literally just barbie’s accessory this movie is for real men

umbrageliker:

researchers at MIT have proven their hypothesis that “eyeballin’ it” is the most accurate form of measurement